Keeping Up With Kal-El- January

 I haven't done one of these in awhile and I swear Super gets more witty by the day. I don't see how both our personalities fit in the same house let alone room! Here's are some of my favorites of this month :) Theses are pulled from Facebook so everyones heard most of these but I need a way to document on the blog so I won't for get!

-Super and I saw a commercial with a pregnant woman.
Me: You and Logan were in my tummy like that...see!
K: I know, (sad face) I don't like when you eat babies, please dont do that again..its not very nice at all!
 
-Something tells me this might be a long day and we may not want to leave the house. Kal-El's "pets"...Sissy, Smelly, and Stinky HAVE to accompany us . One already got away from him and I heard him say to it " Oh you had me so worried, you dont ever do that again!" in super dramatic fashion. Yep Im not riding around with him and his LADYBUGS today.

- Kal-El's mispronunciation of words almost gave me a heart attack this morning." I really need some b*tches. I can't really play without those at this ballgame Mommy. Do we have any b*itches?? I need little ones." He wants BENCHES..umm but that's NOT how we was saying it LOL!

-Kal-El is seriously SO embarrassing to shop with...I will NEVER take him around bras again.."Mommy you so silly you don't need beige boobies get a green one so you have big green boobies...I love green...what color boobies you want tomorrow" Then he karate chopped all the garments on our way out complete with "hi-ya" sound effects. Really nice.

-The following statement makes up for our daily battle of wills ;)
While putting on my makeup and earrings this am Kal-El said "Oh wow I LOOOOVE how you decorate you self Mommy..you pretty like a party"

-Kal-El: Mommy girls don't have winkies so they can't go potty...thats soooo sad
Me: No its really not hun...God made boys and girls different
K: What do girls have instead?
Me: A brain
LOL I redirected and answered appropriately, that first reply was almost reflex ;)

-I've laughed til I've cried..Kal-El wont go to sleep bc he colored his fingers with markers and is now "sad he's not beige anymore" and he's crying and saying hes so sad bc he never wanted to be a zombie...just beige

-I guess Chris just reprimanded Kal-El...Im assuming this because he just walked in the room angry and teary eyed and said "I don't like him anymore..at all...bc he's a hater and not my friend and him needs to go to Dr. Melvins to get a shot..thats what he needs....LOL

-"I stressed..don't need Scooby Doo to turn me into 4...I going to stay three this year...no party. I need to stay home and eat real food"

-I seriously need to start recording Kal-El bc yall would die...hes having a panic attack right now on the comcast guy bc he sat the "ugly orange cone down in his yard and thats not a pretty party and is embarrassing" mean while Im trying to drag him away so he appears to have been somewhat rasised while Logan screams in the background while the table goes in and out. Welcome to the zoo LOL

-Apparently not only am I a "little lady" but as of tonight I can also add " hater that hands out wrong rules" LOL thank you Kal -El Borquez NEVER a dull second in the day

And finally today :
 "I do NOT need Dr. Melvin..he's a hater and him give me shots, my spit does not hurt (his phrase when he has a sore throat), I'm NOT sick..I'm fine..I fight them" Umm I'm guessing Super caught Chris's bug LOL. Drama. ;)

And that's just January LOL!